sH*£!#tty DaHMN bad LANG

#rant #g1ant #adventiredOfG1ant

// hey we need to have some interface for this tool we’ve created

\ oh ok, talking nice graphical interface or programming lang?

// programming language

\ alright, well let’s just embed a lua compi-…

// nOnonoNOnO! let’s be cool about it; we make our own language!

\ hah ok i’m game, let’s just tell the boss it COULDN’T be done ANY other way! :D where do we start? got a syntax in mind?

// ok hear me out, i’ve been thinking about this for awhile, it’s gonna be epic

\ well let’s hear it, what is the language that the master linguist inside of you speak of? a flexible object oriented? easy syntax so people can focus more on using our tool instead of getting stuck with the language? or maybe focus on readability? maybe try skip as many special characters as possible? what’s the scheme??

// i hear you getting excited so hold your canoot while you hear these beautiful features:

// hold on my cam is still booting… ok. now. tell me whatcha think!

\ …

// ?

\ …

// no thoughts?

\ bEsT PLaN eVER i!i!!!!i!iii!!i!ii LETS GO!! Btw I can see my tumour from here!


thats my current theory of how this piece of shieet language came to be. please keep in mind its not even an old platform. its from frieaiacking 2017! wonder it havent self combusted yet and just ashed to the ground.

at my current job im forced to use this tool G1ANT that uses this language i just descriped, on a highly regularly basis, while in full agony.

also, starting to actually wonder if these polish devs are situated in an insects safari, ‘cause they damn be breeding those bugs like woop cray

i added a screenshot of some code ive written, feel free to glance over my work of bytes. i do not stand responsible for eventual headaches or eyes gauged from this picture below.

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